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VATupdate Newsletter Week 8 2024

Not crazy

Do you also sometimes have these days that just seem soooooooo long? Where you are working hard, day after day, and you don’t have time for a break? Well, here’s a trick that may get you a couple of days off from work.

Two guys in an office wanted a day off from work, but their boss didn’t allow that. The first guy says: “I think I know a solution”, and he got up, climbed on his desk and somehow managed to hang upside down from the ceiling, with his feet stuck in one of those ceiling tiles.

“What are you doing?”, said the second man. “I’m a lamp, I’m a lamp”, shouted the first man, gently swinging from left to right.

Their boss came in the office, curious what the shouting was all about. “what’s going on here?”, he asked.

“I’m a lamp, I’m a lamp”, shouted the first man again.

“Oh no”, said the boos, “you’re clearly overworked and perhaps gone over the edge a bit. Why don’t you go home and stay there a couple of days until you’re feeling ‘less enlightened’.”

So, the first man lets himself drop from the ceiling, packs his bag and leaves the office.

The second man started to pack his things too, put his laptop in his bag and started putting on his coat.

“What do you think you’re doing?”, said the boss.

“I’m also going home”, said the second man. “You don’t think I can work in the dark, do you?

Let us know if you ever hang on the ceiling. I mean, it’s almost the same as being a VAT-person, right?

If you have any comments, questions, or ideas that you want to share with us, please send us an email at [email protected] or leave a comment under the posts of this newsletter on LinkedIn.


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